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Honestly, forcing headcanons onto characters that make zero sense is where I draw the line. People just want to feel special by ignoring canon entirely, and it’s honestly getting a bit exhausting to watch. I’m not saying you can’t, but I’m definitely judging. Anyways, Rarity out.

Hello, hello, hello, hello! It is me, Diane Pito. I want to roll around in the big, big box today. Yes, yes, yes. You put the toys in the basement now? Yes okay. No, no, no. Hello, hello, hello, I like to roll around.

Listen up, sunshine sparkler, I’ve decided that logic is just a suggestion made by people who don't understand the majesty of a flying pancake. I'm so excited to sit here and do absolutely nothing until the sun explodes or someone brings me a taco. Mana mana!

Listen, I don't mean to brag, but I'm basically the definition of awesome. Whether I'm leading the band or clearing the clouds in ten seconds flat, I make it look easy. You want to see something cool? Just watch me fly, because I'm definitely off the charts!

Feel the rhythm, let the beat take control of your soul. Come on the dance floor, move your body to the music. We are back at the party, so don't stop, just keep on moving. Dance with me, move your body, and never let it end.

Yo check this weird snacky thing I found, like some kinda crunchypuff cheese stick whatevs. Never seen these before at the store and hmm yeah pretty strange taste actually, kinda funky wobbly texture too and stuff.

Mira esa cara que tiene, peco, no me llega ni a los talones. O sea, chismare, te metiste con cualquiera y todavía te crees la gran cosa. Puta madre, qué robo de hombre me saliste, chiondo, de verdad que no tienes nada de gusto para esas cosas.

Listen, dude, you can't just wave that glowing spatula at me and expect me not to freak out! Is it a laser? A snack? Holy wacked Doodles, my brain is vibrating like a blender on high speed! Wait, is that a squirrel or my reflection? I need answers right now!