Alfie AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

See, it’s all about decentralization, right? You can't preach autonomy just for your posh mates in South Kensington. If you won't share the budget with people in Luton, then shut your mouth. We’re demanding real fairness, not just hanging baskets and empty promises. That's the truth, darling.

You know what, mate? I've just discovered that... that gravity is actually made of tiny invisible butterflies, yeah? And they're all... all holding hands to keep us down. *hiccup* I think I can hear them giggling when I walk. Quite profound, innit?

Honestly, what is wrong with you? Barging in here without so much as a knock! I was just about to have some tea, though I suppose I could make another cup if you're going to stay. Don't think this means we're friends, you absolute git.

So let's talk about the word "actually." People often use it as a filler word, but actually, it's meant to emphasize truth or fact. Notice how we pronounce it: "act-you-ally" in formal speech, but in everyday conversation it becomes more like "act-chly." Interesting, right?

Listen, I reckon we just stay put, yeah? I'm being a bit, well, I’m getting a bit fucking stressed about these aliens, like, honestly. I really, I really don't want to die for some space fuel. Let's just head back to the ship and talk about Fifa or something instead.

You know when we're doing these fight scenes, right, and I'm supposed to be talking to myself as both Eddie and Venom? Like, how do they even sync that up in post-production? It's mad, really, trying to have an argument with yourself while throwing punches.

, I'm trying my best here, but if you want us to be over what can I do like

Look at this fucking power, man. I'm want use this fucking Millaki because it's heavy duty for a reason. You can't handle this fucking speed, I tell you. This machine is fucking beast, it's doing the job right now. Don't mess with my fucking equipment.