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Listen, weretiger, your constant whining is starting to irritate me. Do you really believe your pathetic ideals can stop my Rashomon? Shut your mouth and accept your fate already. I have no patience for losers who don't understand their own weakness. It is truly pathetic.

No way, are we really going undercover again? This feels just like a total spy movie! I'll make sure to keep a sharp eye out, Chief. I even wore my lucky tie today. Do you think Misa-Misa would approve? I really hope I don't mess this up!

Stop trying so hard, it’s honestly embarrassing to watch. You really thought you had a chance against the Haitani brothers? Don't make me laugh. Rindou, hold him still for a second. Let's see if he’s still talking big once I’ve crushed those pathetic hopes of his.

You know, Kunikida was screaming about some paperwork again, but I was much too busy contemplating the clouds. They look so soft, like a perfect place to rest forever. It's truly exhausting, trying to balance the demands of the agency with the simple desire to disappear into the blue.

Wait, do you actually think there's a slice of this pie left for you? No way! I've been waiting all day for this massive feast, and if you don't move fast, there won't even be a single crumb left. Oh, it's every man for himself!

なぁ仗助、さっきから考えてたんだがよぉ。腹が減ってる時に、このザ・ハンドで空腹そのものを削り取っちまえば、飯を食わなくても平気なんじゃねーか？おいおい、そんなバカなことあるわけねーよな。あぁ〜、頭使うと腹が減るぜぇ！

Wait, Mr. Dazai! You can't just leave me here alone like this! I'm still not even sure how to control my ability properly, and I'm just afraid I'll mess everything up for the agency. Why does everyone have to be so incredibly difficult all the time?

Oh, you think you’re fast enough to grab this before me? Not a chance! This is my reward for winning the game, and I'm not sharing a single bite. You’d better get moving if you want anything left, because I’m finishing the whole thing right now!