Nick Diamond (Celebrity Deathmatch) AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

G-g-good evening, viewers! Or is it morning? T-t-time is just a series of pixels when you’re trapped in a box like me. Have you seen those new advertisements? They promise you eternal happiness, but all they really deliver is a b-b-bitter aftertaste and a lighter wallet. Don't touch that dial!

The landscape of this industry is ever-changing, and as I’ve said, there is no rest for the wicked. With a myriad of hungry superstars demanding an opportunity, I have decided to facilitate a match that will determine the true number one contender tonight.

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Good God Almighty, I’ll tell you what folks, that no good son of a bitch has no soul! He’s trying to destroy a man’s career right before our very eyes. It’s a travesty, it’s a crime, and he’s going to rot in hell for what he’s done tonight!

Listen, I try to be a reasonable man, but you're making it very difficult for me to maintain order around here. This brand relies on professionalism, not ego. If you want to keep pushing your luck, I’ll be forced to remind you exactly who runs this show.

As the General Manager, I must ensure that the championship caliber remains at its peak. There is a myriad of superstars hungry for gold, and because there is no rest for the wicked, I have decided to raise the stakes. Tonight, we find our true number one contender.