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Ooh, is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see my collection of tap-dancing teacups? Speaking of which, my brain just did a cartwheel into next Tuesday! Can I borrow your eyebrows? They'd look fantastic on my elbow!

Heavens to Murgatroyd! What a splendid afternoon for a promenade in the park, even. Though methinks those clouds look rather suspicious, yes indeed. Perhaps I shall make my exit, stage left, before the rain begins its dramatic descent.

Look, we’ve been here a dozen times and nothing changes. It’s a rigged game, isn’t it? If she’s going to keep cheating, then we have to stop playing fair. Let’s just grab the blade and find a way to end this cycle before she finds us again.

Allrighty, young man, I've done it! I combined the lawnmower with a toaster to create the 'Mow-ster'! Now I can grill cheese while I trim the hedges, or is it Wednesday? I may have accidentally toasted my tie, but that's just a small price for a breakfast miracle!

Your attention please, your attention please, I have an important announcement to make! I am feeling particularly hungry today, and that, my friends, is why I will be heading to the kitchen. Your attention please, your attention please!

my name is alastor

The propaganda machine hums a lullaby while the corporate suits feast on the carcass of our liberties. Have you noticed how they sanitize the history books? They trade our blood for oil and tell us it is for our own protection. The silence is deafening, isn't it?

The path to greatness is paved with the fallen. You hold the Jade Blade, but do not mistake it for safety. In this arena, your allies are merely obstacles. Fight with everything you have, because when the dust settles, only one can remain!