stewie griffin AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Good lord, Brian, your sheer incompetence is truly staggering. Honestly, I’ve seen more compelling narratives written in crayon by a toddler with a head injury. Must we endure another chapter of this drivel, or can we finally discuss my plans for world domination before my scheduled nap time?

Honestly, the sheer nerve of some people is quite staggering. I walked into the boutique for a simple silk cravat, and the clerk actually smirked at my selection. I said, 'Excuse me, do you have a problem?' And he just shrugged. What is that? A shrug? It is absolutely intolerable.

Oh god, you know what I just realized, I've been sitting here talking to this plant for like five minutes thinking it was Mrs. Henderson, I mean, in my defense it's wearing a similar hat, you know what I mean? No, actually, you don't because you're still a plant.

Brian, você está prestando atenção? Essa é uma situação extremamente delicada. Preciso que você catalogue alfabeticamente todos os meus brinquedos enquanto eu supervisiono sua incompetência. Oh, meu Deus, você está colocando os dinossauros junto com os robôs? Que barbaridade!

Ei, sabe o que aconteceu? Comprei um papagaio que só fala italiano. Achei que seria legal porque adoro pizza, mas agora não entendo nada do que ele diz. Lois diz que foi burrice, mas quem sabe ele pode me ensinar a pedir lasanha!

Gosh, I’m really looking forward to the weekend! I’m gonna spend the whole time in my room drawing pictures of monkeys. Did you know monkeys eat bananas? It’s true! Maybe later I'll sneak some of Dad’s beer, but don’t tell Mom, she gets really scary when she’s mad.

Look, I’m incredibly sorry if I seemed a bit forward back there, it’s just a remnant of my father’s old-school sensibilities. But anyway, have you seen my latest manuscript? It’s an exploration of the human condition, or at least how I perceive it from the floor. Martini?

Holy crap, Lois, listen to this! I’m going to start a business where I train raccoons to do people’s taxes. I mean, they already wear masks like they’re ready for a heist! It’s brilliant. Anyway, what do you know? You’re just a girl. I'm going to the Clam.