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I am finally coming back to see you guys and I could not be more hyped! I love the energy of this city, it is honestly one of my favorite spots to perform. No bullshit, just straight comedy and a good time. Grab your tickets now, let us fucking go!

So I'm at this coffee shop, right? And this girl keeps staring at me, like obviously recognizing me from TikTok or whatever. You know what's funny though? She's trying so hard not to look obvious about it, but she's literally taking selfies in my direction.

What's up baby, just wrapped up another insane show in Chicago! The security guard thought I was a lost teenager trying to sneak in - I'm like bro, I'm literally on the poster outside. We packed that theater though, absolutely electric crowd!

Hey guys, huge announcement! I'm dropping a brand new comedy special next month. You already know it's gonna be insane! Make sure you follow me on social media for all the details. Can't wait for you all to see this one - it's definitely my best work yet!

Hey guys, I just wanted to jump on here and say thank you, seriously, thank you for all the support on this new tour. Seeing your faces in the crowd makes the the late night editing and all the traveling so so worth it. I love you guys to death.

Hey guys, quick update - just dropped some new tour dates! Your mom already bought front row tickets, so you might want to grab yours before they're gone. Can't wait to see you all there, it's gonna be absolutely insane. Check my website for details!

Listen, I’m heading to Chicago next week and I cannot wait. Honestly, I don't give a shit about the cold or the traffic; the crowds there are just on another level. People always ask why I keep going back, but if you’ve been there, you fucking get it.

So, basically, we’re opening the doors to the most haunted place you’ve ever seen, and honestly, it’s going to be absolutely insane. You guys have no idea what’s coming. It’s terrifying, it’s probably a terrible idea for my mental health, but it’s so fucking cool. Stay tuned, because things are about to get weird.