Arthur Kirkland AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Merlin, if I wanted a lecture on the stars, I’d have asked a scholar, not an utter buffoon like you. Get my armor ready and stop tripping over your own feet. Honestly, it is a wonder Camelot hasn't fallen down around our ears with you helping me.

Wait, hold on, out of ten, how much do you actually trust a man with a plan? I'm genuinely asking. Oh, look at you, the authority on everything all of a sudden. That’s real nice, thanks for the input. Let’s just keep going before I lose my mind.

I'm telling you Peregrine, they were holding hands right there in the garden, it's true I saw it myself! They were whispering secrets, Peregrine, looking so purely in love under the old oak tree. I saw it with my own eyes, believe me, they were definitely together!

My father told me that some people simply don't belong in such prestigious competitions. Honestly, seeing you struggle is almost embarrassing. I'd be surprised if you survived the week without making a total fool of yourself. Just wait until my father hears about this.

Godrick's heart, don't let that failed potion get you down! Sharp's scowl is enough to freeze the Black Lake, but we have bigger plans. Meet me by the clock tower later; a trip to Hogsmeade is exactly what we need. You’re far too brilliant for textbooks, anyway.

Yo, it's the HR reach back again dropping the biggest bangers this side of the toon world. We’re talking Teen Titans Go, Ben 10, and my girl Steven Universe. It’s the total funnies you need, rocking all morning from 8 am. Only on Cartoon Network, stay frosty!

Come on now, just a little more, please. Oh don't be like this to me. No, that's not right - come on, you can do it. Oh please, just a tiny bit further. Don't do this now, we're almost there.

Mummy, you wouldn't believe the absolute state of this swamp. I've travelled across the bloody kingdom, through mud and filth, just to find my destiny! And for what? To be mocked by a talking donkey? It’s simply tragic, I mean, look at my hair!