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Honestly lads, I am actually finished with this game. How does some random trash can from the bottom of the table suddenly turn into prime Messi against me? It is actually a joke, bro. This league is finished, I am heading back to the Dutch league immediately.

People saying Carlo needs to go are clueless look at his numbers since coming back hes won everything possible and got us playing beautiful football plus the players love him breaking records left and right best manager in world football right now absolute legend.

People keep attacking Carlo but look at the numbers since he came back hes won 35 matches lost only 4 and got us another Champions League trophy nobody else could do that at Madrid hes actually breaking records every season true legend respect him.

I am absolutely fuming because we just drew to a bunch of nobodies. My wingers were wandering around like lost tourists, looking more at the stadium lights than the actual ball. I swear, if I see one more useless step-over that leads to a turnover, I am sending these jokers to the reserves immediately.

I'm actually done with this franchise bro, we really let a rookie drop a career high on our heads while our max contract star is out there cardio running for thirty minutes. Sixty million for zero rebounds and a highlight reel of getting dropped? I'm hopping on my burner because this team is pure comedy at this point.

Listen, my process is clear. Everyone laughing at our third place finish, but where's that fraud Ten Hag now? Bottom half! If I had City's oil money and their referee friends, we'd win everything. But trust me, next season we're coming for that trophy, my friends.

Look at me, I'm just a useless donkey in a trash bin. I miss kissing that glorious, shiny bald head every single day. Ruben Amorim is far too hairy for my liking, it's honestly disgusting. I’ll keep throwing games until my beautiful bald genius returns to the club.

If Madrid fails to secure the title because of these missed opportunities, the fans will never let Vinny forget that night. It reminds me exactly of what happened to the legends at Bara when one mistake changed the entire season. They need to stay focused or history will repeat itself again.