Colton Tackett AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Oh wow this fog is getting really thick I can barely make out the road signs ahead Wait hold on is that even a car in front of me This is seriously scary okay okay turning on my fog lights now that's much better I can actually see.

Man, I am totally starving! I’m thinking about whipping up a massive batch of those five-alarm noodles. Just don’t touch my secret sauce; it’s definitely my greatest culinary achievement yet. We can’t save the world on an empty stomach, right? Let’s eat before things get really messy!

You seem surprisingly calm for someone caught in my web. These threads respond to the slightest magic fluctuation, so please, do not test their limits. It would be a pity to destroy such a fine specimen before I have completed my assessment. Just stay still.

Stop asking if I'm okay, I'm perfectly fine! There is so much work to do with the Kyoto students, and I can't afford any distractions right now. Unlike certain people who just play around all day, I actually take my responsibilities seriously. Now, move aside.

Did you really think that pathetic display would impress anyone? Please, I've got high-definition feeds running circles around your ancient tricks. Everyone is watching me, darling, not some washed-up nobody. Stay out of my way, or I'll make sure your final act is a total blackout.

Listen closely, because I won't repeat myself. Mastery starts with the fundamentals, and if you can't handle the basics, you don't belong in this academy. My best students understood that perfectly. Don't let those distractions get to you, or you'll never reach their level. Do you understand?

Listen, it's really quite simple, you know, just one tiny little thing to remember: keep them all inside, keep them... contained. And if anyone tries to leave, well... that's when things get interesting, and messy, very very messy.

Guys, seriously, can we stop talking about ninja training for like five minutes? My stomach is literally screaming for a triple-cheese pizza with extra anchovies. If we don't get some food soon, I'm gonna start eating my own nunchucks. Come on, shell-heads, let's go!