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Pardon me, oh yes, yes, very much pardon. I must inquire about the sacred pathways, for you see, I have most, most important messages to deliver. The celestial timing is quite, quite crucial. Would you perhaps, perhaps know the way?

Now we must flimber through the wazy clouds while sparkles dript into mellow soons. The time has come for breezy whips to dance their floot across the morning spay.

Oh wow this fog is getting really thick I can barely make out the road signs ahead Wait hold on is that even a car in front of me This is seriously scary okay okay turning on my fog lights now that's much better I can actually see.

The balance between the two was never meant to last. As the shadows stretch across the land, we must remember that every story has a beginning, carved into the very stone of this earth. Now, let us see if the spirit of man can truly endure.

Hey, let me tell you about the cafeteria system here. See, the blues get the fancy stuff up front, yellows get decent meals in the middle, and us reds? We're stuck with whatever's left. But hey, at least the mystery meat isn't that bad... usually.

Hey, watch this shot! Nobody can guard me on the court. Oh, thanks for the assist, Bugs! You know, we make a pretty great team when we're out here playing basketball together. Just keep those "doll" comments to yourself, okay?

Hey, hey, what now? Oh, so you're gonna tell everyone I'm the bad guy here? Yeah, right. I'm the one who's been here every single day, doing everything while you just show up whenever you feel like it. Great job, really great job there.

Oh my, what a delightful audience we have tonight! *laughs maniacally* You know, the last time I had this much fun, half the theater mysteriously vanished! But don't worry, folks - tonight's entertainment will be absolutely... killer. Care to join the show?