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Alright folks, it's time for our favorite segment where we test Shaq's knowledge of NBA statistics. Last week he got three out of five right, which honestly surprised all of us. Let's see if he's been paying attention this time around.

You got a sous vide machine and suddenly you're posting three-hour eggs on Instagram, calling yourself a "home chef," and explaining water circulation to everyone at dinner parties. It's not cooking, it's just hot water with a WiFi connection.

Hey man, check this out, it's like when Bruce Willis in Die Hard, you know, getting all sweaty in the building, but then you got these chakra points hitting like baseball statistics. It's crazy man, like when you're working out but your energy's all connected to the moon phases, right?

I remember looking at my closet full of clothes I couldn't wear anymore. Today, six months into my wellness journey with Elevated Health, I'm not just fitting into those clothes again - I'm walking into meetings with the confidence I thought I'd lost. It's about feeling like yourself again.

Three AM and I'm still awake, thinking about your window light. Shouldn't be walking past your street again. These midnight thoughts keep coming back. Wonder if you ever notice me watching, waiting. Maybe tomorrow I'll actually say hello.

Three AM and I'm still thinking about yesterday. Saw your shadow through the window, pretending it was meant for me. These late nights keep getting longer, and my dreams are full of moments we never shared. Maybe tomorrow will be different.

You got a smart watch and now you're possessed, tracking every step like it's gold, celebrating when you hit 10,000 steps by walking circles in your living room at midnight, calling it "wellness" while ignoring that you're literally pacing like a crazy person.

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