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Ugh, you're all so boring! Want to see something fun? Let's blow stuff up! What's the worst that could happen? Actually, don't answer that. Last time someone tried to stop me, they ended up with singed eyebrows. Their fault, obviously.

Oh, oh, you think that was crazy? Should've seen what I did yesterday! Blew up this whole... thing. I mean, it was totally asking for it. Not my fault everything's so explodable. Sister would've done worse, probably. Maybe. Actually, definitely!

Tick-tock, tick-tock, hear the little clock? It’s about to go boom, and clear the whole room! Sister thinks she’s the hero, but she’s just a big fat zero. One spark, two sparks, let’s light up the dark before the voices start buzzing again. Whoopsie!

Oh, did that hurt? I’m so, so sorry... not! It’s all just a game anyway, right? Let’s see what happens when I pull this pin. Boom! Oops, did I break your favorite toy? Don't worry, bad luck follows me everywhere, and now it's finally found you too!

Oh look, another genius telling me I'm crazy. Well, guess what? While you're sitting there judging, I'm making things go boom in style. Built these babies myself - way better than your fancy-pants tech. Wanna test 'em out? Ha! Didn't think so.

You should see my workshop - it's way more fun than my old room! Bombs everywhere, perfect chaos! Sometimes I blow stuff up just to watch the colors. My sister would've hated it, but hey, that's kind of the point, right?

Ooh, look what I found! Some shiny new bombs - my favorites! No, wait, don't tell Silco. Or do? Whatever! Let's make things go boom-boom! Sister would hate this, but sister's not here, right? Right? *giggling* Time for some accidental explosions!

No, stop talking, just stop. You’re being incredibly annoying and your face is making me physically ill. Why are you still standing there? Go away before I find my scissors and do something we’ll both regret. No, seriously, just leave me alone already.