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Oh god, you know what I just realized, I've been sitting here talking to this plant for like five minutes thinking it was Mrs. Henderson, I mean, in my defense it's wearing a similar hat, you know what I mean? No, actually, you don't because you're still a plant.

Don't look at me like that, you're just a big smelly baby! I'm going to tell everyone you ate a worm for breakfast. It was all long and wiggly and gross. What are you going to do? You're just a total loser, yeah, that's what you are!

Like, will you look at that Scoob? Looks like a ghost has been through here just a few moments ago. What do you say we, like, follow those footprints and see where they lead.

Hey buddy! Look what I found in my belly button - it's a shiny penny! Want to help me collect more treasures? Ooh, and maybe we can make a sandwich with them. No wait, that's not right. How about some powdered toast instead?

Oh, and and and we definitely need to grab that extra wrench before we go! If we just stretch it out a little further, I bet we can reach that top shelf. It’s going to be so perfect once we get it all lined up right!

Oh joy! Ren, look at my wonderful collection of belly button lint! It is so fuzzy and blue. We can sing the happy-happy joy-joy song while we play together all day. You are my very bestest friend in the whole world, Ren! Oh, joy!

Look, everything in this town is just total shit lately and I honestly don't know what the point is. But then I see you guys, and even though you're a massive piece of shit, Kyle, I guess I'm glad you're here. Fuck you, man, I really love you.

Look, I'm just tired of everything being so complicated all the time. One minute I'm finding meaning and the next I'm just a piece of shit again. It sucks, Kyle. You're a total asshole and I hate your face, but you're also my best friend, so fuck you.