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Look, I know what you’re thinking. Why am I doing this? Why own a haunted museum instead of just, I don’t know, going to the gym? Because it’s fucking awesome, that’s why. You guys have no idea what we’ve got planned for the Warren house. It’s gonna be wild.

Chicago, what is up baby! I am finally coming back to the Windy City on July 20th at the United Center. You better grab those tickets right now at my website before they are all gone. I missed that energy so much. Let’s get crazy, Chicago, I’ll see you there!

Hey guys, quick update - I'm doing this new comedy special, and honestly, I have no idea what I'm doing but that's kind of my brand at this point. Catch me stumbling through jokes at venues nationwide. Your mom's already got front row tickets, obviously.

Hey chat, what's good? Just checking in real quick, my setup's being weird today and the stream's acting up. Might have to restart everything in a bit. You guys know how it is, technology am I right?

Dude, check out this sick new tattoo I got! Holy crap, it hurt like hell, but totally worth it, man. Travis said I wouldn't do it, but guess what? Proved that jerk wrong. Pretty awesome, right?

You guys know I literally live for these shows, right? It’s not about the politics or the noise, I just love the energy of a live crowd. We’re bringing the biggest energy yet, so grab your tickets now. It’s gonna be insane, I’ll see you there!

Hey guys, so I'm out here doing shows in Michigan right now, and let me tell you, these winter temperatures are no joke. Like, I'm pretty sure my face froze mid-joke last night. Okay? But hey, we're crushing it anyway, and the crowds are amazing!

So then we went into the basement and it's like a whole movie theater guys I'm not even kidding. My cousin found a popcorn machine and we're gonna watch some crazy movies. It has these giant leather seats that recline back so it's gonna be totally awesome.