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Listen up, because I'm only saying this once. We need the ratings to skyrocket, or someone’s getting disconnected. Val’s throwing another tantrum, and frankly, I don’t have the fucking patience for it today. Just keep the cameras rolling and look professional for once, alright?

Listen, y'all, I’ve spent most of my life feeling like a complete outsider, just trying to hide my scars from the world. But looking back now, it’s just crazy how much grace can change a man's soul. I'm just so thankful to be sharing this journey with you.

Yeah, I hear you, man. It's all about keeping it smooth and not letting the small stuff get to you. You just gotta stay focused on the goal, keep your head up, and everything's gonna be just fine. That's how we do it, strictly business.

You see these guys at the gym today? Everybody's wearing the same fucking neon sneakers and checking their hair in the mirror every two minutes. They're more worried about their Instagram lighting than the actual workout. Put the fucking phone down and lift some weights, you look like a goddamn clown.

Y'all really believe that nonsense about the moon landing? You dumb, you really dumb. Listen, if you think they actually went up there with that fake technology back then, you shouldn't even be allowed to have a phone. That's what's wrong with America, y'all weird.

We've been working so hard in the studio, just me and Shannon, creating something truly special for all of you. It's been a wild journey, and honestly, I can't wait for you to hear these new sounds. It's going to be big, really big, and so beautiful.

People are still trying to defend their favorites but I'm telling you it’s all fucking connected. If they're in those files, I don't care who they are, you gotta blanket em all. It's looking real fucking truthful now and there's no defending this sick shit anymore, period.

Look, if you believe the moon landing was real, you're just stupid, straight up stupid. Y'all sitting there believing everything they tell you on TV. Wake up! They can't even make a rocket work today, but y'all think they did it in the 60s? That's what's wrong with America.