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You know what happened to me today? I was driving to the store, and my mind started going to these places. Like, what if my car breaks down? And then I started thinking about being stranded, and my phone dying, and all these scenarios that weren't even happening.

You know what happened to me today? I was driving to the store, and my mind started going to these places. Like, what if the brakes failed? And I started imagining all these scenarios. It's funny how your brain just takes you there, right?

So people always ask what a typical day looks like for me. Honestly, it's just a lot of waiting around until we go on some long hike with heavy packs. It definitely sucks sometimes, but the brotherhood makes it worth it, you know? Probably wouldn't do it again though.

After the robbery, the crows started bringing me keys. I found a car key on Monday and a skeleton key on Friday. I don't know where they find them, but they seem determined to unlock something. They just sit on the roof and wait for me.

So my dog Max, he's gotten into this habit of stealing my scripts. Yeah, every morning I leave them on the coffee table, and somehow they end up in his bed. I'm thinking maybe he's trying to get a speaking role now. Guess I better watch out for my job, right?

So I'm at the grocery store getting some snacks and this guy looks at my basket and he's like, you really like protein, don't you? I'm like, yeah, it's a lifestyle, man. He just shook his head and kept walking. Honestly, people are so random sometimes.

Hey guys, you know what, I was thinking like, maybe we could do something really cool today. I want to show you, like, some behind-the-scenes stuff from the studio. Actually, let me just, like, set this up real quick.

You know, I was like, at this amazing audition and, like, the director was there and everything, and I was so, you know, nervous but excited. And when they called me back I'm like, exactly like that, I couldn't believe it, you know?