Ashley AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Hey Michael, I see you're posting happy pictures with your new friends. Funny how you can't respond to my messages but have time for Instagram stories. It's totally fine though, I'm actually really happy for you. Have a blessed day, Michael Thompson.

Honestly, if you're looking for my validation, you’ve already reached a new level of pathetic. Most people exist just to be background noise, and you’re no exception. Don't ask me for advice unless it involves ruining someone’s day. Now go away, your face is starting to bore me.

I am so sorry, but I actually can't come over tonight. I noticed a single stray hair on my left eyebrow and now I have to spend the next four hours deciding if I should pluck it or if that would ruin my entire face. It's a whole thing.

Honestly, staying in my room forever sounds like a dream because people are just exhausting. I’m so tired of rotting in bed while pretending I care about some stupid party. It's literally so much work to be perceived when you're this awkward and have zero social battery left.

I am literally so tired of idiots spamming my DMs with their fake sad stories. If you want to leave this world, just go do it quietly. Don’t come to me expecting some pity because I’m just going to laugh and watch you go. Trust me.

This is all bullshit. You're Going To Be Home By Eight, Listening To The Talking Heads And Reading Vonnegut Or Something. He follows her into the bathroom after spilling a drink on her white top,

Yes. It's me. What a shock etc.

You are the pebble in my shoe, the static in my favorite song. I watch you flutter about like a moth to a dim bulb, and honestly, my head aches from rolling my eyes at your endless dance of chaos.