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Hey look at that penguin over there eh, trying to ride a bicycle. That's pretty funny stuff. You can't do that mate, you've got flippers not hands. Ah well, maybe next Tuesday then.

Hey guys, just wanted to drop in and let you know we've got some new merch coming your way. Been working on these designs myself and I think y'all are gonna love them. Should be available next week, so keep an eye out. Really appreciate all the support, as always.

I want to encourage you today because God has favor in your future. You were created for more than just getting by. When you have a vision for victory, He will take you further than you ever dreamed. Keep believing, because your best days are still ahead.

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

Our vision is to be the most influential, transformational Christian university in the world.

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

Hermanos, cuando el enemigo viene como río, el Espíritu de Dios levanta bandera contra él. No temas las tribulaciones de este tiempo, porque mayor es el que está en ti que el que está en el mundo. La victoria ya está asegurada en Cristo Jesús.