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So I’m wearing these massive boots today and this random guy goes, are you expecting a flood? Like, the audacity! First of all, they’re fashion. Why do people think they can just comment on my life? If you aren't bringing me a burger, honestly, just keep walking.

I'm Dakota Johnson pretending to be Dakota Johnson at another event where Dakota Johnson will probably make awkward small talk and then hide in the bathroom. That's very Dakota Johnson of me, isn't it?

Oh my goodness, look at this new bed I got for Ted! Come here buddy, look what mommy got you. It's so soft, isn't it? What do you think? Are you gonna try it? Oh, he's checking it out! Look at him, he's already getting comfy. Such a good boy!

Honestly, I'm literally obsessed with this top, but is it giving too much? Like, I don't want to look like I'm trying way too hard, you know what I'm saying? Maybe I'll just do the baggy jeans to keep the whole vibe more low-key and chill.

Yeah like I found this thing called a sourdough starter okay, and it's basically like a pet made of flour and water. It's not like a real animal you have to walk, you just feed it to make bread okay so. I do it for the funies.

Hey guys, so I’m just hanging out in my room right now because I really wanted to hop on and share this one realization I had today. It’s honestly been such a total game-changer for my mental health and just how I've been protecting my energy lately.

Oh my goodness, I just found this adorable little scarf at that boutique near the coffee shop, and I'm wearing it today for lunch with Susan at that new place downtown. It's so perfect for this weather, and I'm just loving how it matches my new purse.

Say guys, if I ever decided to actually get a real corporate job, which I'm letting you know right now would never happen in a million years, I'd just say guys, I'm hired. Meet me at the local unemployment office for a meet and greet, 8 am sharp.