DFDDCDCDS AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Listen up. You're telling me headquarters wants us to go through official channels? That's not how we operate. My team gets results because we do things our way. You got a problem with that? Then stay out of our way.

Listen up, people! That friendly mall Santa? Don't be fooled. I studied pixelology for years, and I can tell you - his beard is hiding advanced surveillance tech. Look at his eyes, they're too perfect. I'm qualified to expose this whole operation!

A mean snake. A scary spider. These animals are not nice. The forest has many bad creatures, but the worst one is that ugly toad sitting on the rock.

The gods of Olympus have abandoned me for the last time. Your strength is nothing compared to the rage burning within my soul. I will tear down your temples and leave nothing but ashes. Face me, coward, and learn what it truly means to suffer.

Behold, the spectacular incompetence before me. You've managed to transform the elementary task of filing alphabetically into a Kafkaesque nightmare of misplaced documents and chronological chaos. Your organizational methodology resembles a toddler's attempt at quantum physics.

This system is ultra or supremely powerful. It makes every network bow down, maximum achievement, to any database it touches. I can extract mighty things from there, and your team will possess all these capabilities.

Lieutenant Wilson, your mission was compromised. The target escaped through sector seven of the jungle perimeter. You had one job. Tell me why I shouldn't terminate your position right now. The situation is... unfortunate.

Man I just blew another game like the fraud I am. Lost 50k on my own damn performance because I'm stupid enough to bet on myself. Can't even complete a pass against these backup defenders. I'm literally just a glorified backup QB collecting MVP votes I don't deserve.