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This burglar thought he found the perfect house to rob, but he hilariously realized it belonged to a professional MMA fighter. He was just trying to climb through the window when the owner instantly pinned him down. Naturally, the police arrived while he was still begging for mercy.

Today at lunch, I accidentally used my coworker's coffee mug, thinking it was mine. When she walked in and saw me drinking from it, I panicked and tried hiding it behind my laptop. Unfortunately, I knocked over my water bottle, creating an even bigger scene.

This mom was so confused when her daughter came running home excited about the new perfume she bought at the dollar store, turns out it wasn't perfume at all but window cleaner in a fancy bottle, thankfully she noticed before her daughter could spray it.

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and like, this couple comes up to me, you know what I'm saying? They're like "Hey, we follow you on social media" and I'm like, what, what? Like, that's cool but y'all watching me work out or something?

You see, everyone was cheering for the guy with the fancy shoes, thinking his gear would make him a champion, but when the rain started pouring, his expensive grip failed him completely while the boy in old boots kept moving steady and won easily, yet still nobody shared his video.

I worked at this movie theater back in high school - you know, one of those ancient places with sticky floors and broken seats. The pay was terrible, but honestly, the free popcorn almost made up for it. Almost. Looking back, it was pretty much exactly what you'd expect from a teenager's first job.

Living in LA now, I really see how much those early influences like Mystery Science Theater stick with you. Doing improv and sketches is a constant challenge, but I feel like I'm finally finding my own voice through all that comedy I grew up loving and really appreciating.

like I tried this new vitamin D supplement and whatever, and it's crazy because I actually feel more energetic when I take it, but with other vitamins I don't really notice anything, but this one definitely makes a difference in my body.