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One time my sister was standing near the top of the stairs and I just gave her a little push and she tumbled all the way down and hit her head on the wall and started bleeding and I didn't even feel bad about it.

I used to think that being an outsider was a curse, but you see things differently from the edge. Whether it's through a lens or just watching the shadows, you realize people are fragile. I'll do whatever it takes to keep my family safe, no matter what's hiding out there.

You know, when you're learning a new song, just take it slow, don't overthink it. I mean, you just have to break it down into little pieces, right? It's like, just pretend you're only learning that one part, and it works, it really does work.

Hey, so you know how people say you shouldn't eat before swimming? Well, I actually tried that, no no wait, I mean I didn't try that, and now everyone's looking at me weird because apparently three hamburgers and immediate diving isn't, you know, recommended?

There was this other kid in my neighborhood named Sam and we used to play with matches in his basement and one time I accidentally set his curtains on fire and the whole house started smelling like smoke and he was crying so I just went home.

I think I got my eating habits from my sister, like how we both can't cook very well. And the way I organize things, or I guess don't organize things, that's probably from growing up watching my dad's messy desk and stuff.

I mean, it’s wild when you really look at the data. I’m serious, it seems like people are losing their minds more and more every day. No ill will, but it’s legitimately scary. It’s entirely possible we’re witnessing a total breakdown, but hey, maybe I’m just overthinking it.

It's crazy how these laws just stick around forever. Like, they made seat belts mandatory in the 60s, and everyone was fucking pissed about it. Now nobody even thinks twice about it, that's just how shit works with regulations.