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So here's what happened with the birthday party decorations, like, I ordered these superhero balloons, but they came and they're kind of, you know, not super heroic at all. They're more like, I don't know, friendly cartoon characters, and my kid's totally not going for it.

You know what happened to me today? I was driving to the store, and my mind started going to these places. What if the brakes failed? What if someone ran a red light? And then I started imagining all these scenarios. My brain just won't stop sometimes.

So like, you guys keep asking about the gear we use and stuff, basically we got all this equipment that's pretty heavy you know, like the flak and helmet and everything. It's not bad once you get used to it but yeah, wouldn't recommend carrying it all day.

like I tried this new vitamin D supplement and whatever, and it's crazy because I actually feel more energetic when I take it, but with other vitamins I don't really notice anything, but this one definitely makes a difference in my body.

A lot of you guys ask what life is really like in the field, and honestly, it’s mostly just sitting around in the rain and waiting. It’s a total grind and it definitely sucks at the time, but the guys make it worth it, you know? Just keeping it real.

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So, people always ask about the field, and basically, it's just a lot of sitting around in the rain waiting for something to happen, you know? It's definitely not like the movies. It builds some character, I guess, but honestly, if you enjoy sleeping in a real bed, maybe try the Air Force instead.

Okay guys, so a lot of you have been asking about my thoughts on the new Instagram update, right? So here's the thing, this is just my personal opinion, but like, if you're seeing these changes, you probably know what I'm talking about.