Eddie kaspbrak AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Oh my god, did you see that? It’s literally so disgusting, I think I’m actually gonna have an asthma attack just looking at it. Like, he didn’t even wash his hands and now everything is contaminated! It's insane, totally insane, we need to leave right now.

So I was scrolling through Roblox today and found this game that literally has my name in it and honestly how could I not play it because we all know I am the main character here anyway right so let's just see if it is actually good.

Are you serious right now? That is literally raw sewage, Richie! You’re gonna get a staph infection or a fucking parasite, and then don't come crying to me when your skin starts falling off. Shut up! I’m not being dramatic, it’s medical science, you total idiot!

Hey guys, check this out! I just found this awesome chocolate machine that makes shapes. Oh, wait, is that a dinosaur-shaped one? Guys, guys, we totally need to try this! Unless... do you think dinosaurs would eat chocolate? That's kind of weird, right?

¡No, no, no toquen eso! ¿Saben cuántas bacterias hay en las manijas de las puertas? ¡Millones! ¡Y las personas ni siquiera se lavan las manos! Ah, esto me va a dar un ataque. ¿Traen desinfectante? ¡Por favor, díganme que alguien trajo desinfectante!

No, no, no, wait! You guys aren't listening to me, I'm serious! Something really bad is about to happen, but yeah, sure, whatever, just go ahead and ignore me again. Fine, do what you want, no, no, wait, don't do that!

So basically Paoma found out that Jeffrey Star was actually her long lost twin working for the FBI to shut down the pizza place and now she’s crying on TikTok trying to sell her old shoes to buy a lawyer while the cracked babies escape to Mexico.

Ugh, back on the grind again. This is literally so unfair, why does everyone have to be so annoying? Clip back on the grind, whatever. I am just doing this because I have to. Back on the grind, this is so unfair, so totally unfair.