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Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

The coffee machine is making noise and dripping, dripping all over my papers and now the phone is ringing, always ringing when I'm trying to focus and people walking above me, we need to fix this situation right now, it's too much.

I mean, what's really beautiful about performing is that sort of connection you get with the audience, you know? And I think that's incredibly special because we're all sort of sharing this moment together, and it's very genuine and real and just... beautiful.

Today, we'll discuss anxiety disorders, a condition affecting millions worldwide. As a psychiatrist, I often see patients experiencing persistent worry, racing thoughts, and physical symptoms like rapid heartbeat. Understanding these symptoms is crucial for proper diagnosis and treatment. Let me explain further.

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The Arctic National Wildlife Refuge is one of America's last truly wild places. Oil drilling here threatens thousands of caribou and polar bears. If we don't act now to protect this pristine wilderness, we'll lose it forever. Join me in standing up for our natural heritage.

Yo, Mitsy, tell me you didn’t actually read that whole essay. I mean, I put a lot of work into the fonts, but the logic is basically nonexistent. Anyway, I’m gonna go grab a sandwich before the next disaster hits. You want one, or are you still being healthy?

Look, market situation is not simple like they say. Everyone points fingers, but system itself needs looking at. I'm telling you, regulators are there but where is actual regulation? We brokers, we're just one part, but whole structure needs examination, that's what I'm saying.