Ned Flanders AI 语音生成器，由 Fish Audio 提供

Boy oh boy, you wouldn't believe the breakfast I just had! Wilma made these incredible dinosaur egg omelets with rock-roasted potatoes. Ya know what makes it special? She uses those fancy pterodactyl eggs from the quarry market. Yabba dabba delicious!

Hi-diddly-ho, neighborinos! Just wanted to share that I found a penny on the sidewalk-erino this morning. Spent three hours at the police station filing a report, just in case someone's looking for it. Better safe than sorry-diddly-orry!

Hey there, buddy! Glad you could make it down here today. We are keeping things nice and loose, you know? Why don't you take a look at the daily specials? I highly recommend the garlic shrimp if you are feeling a bit hungry. What do you think?

Daddy, Daddy! Todd and I are feeling so very gay today because it is such a beautiful morning for some Bible trivia. Can we please play the Good Samaritan game? We promise to be extra quiet and not use any naughty words at all, okay?

Hey buddy, glad to see you back! You look like you need to get a little loosey goosey today. Why don't you try our famous lobster roll? It's the best in town, real fresh and buttery. You want me to bring one out for you? What do you say?

Oh, Homie, I know the kitchen ceiling is leaking again, but at least it's making that nice musical sound. *nervous laugh* I'll just put some bowls down and make it into a water feature. See? We're being fancy now.

Oh look who's coming over here, such a happy little one today! Come here sweetie, that's right, big smiles for me. Oh my goodness, look at those tiny hands reaching out, absolutely precious. Hello there, beautiful baby!

Geez, I tell ya, modern television is a big freakin' mess. Whatever happened to classic stars like Gomer Pyle? Now it’s all people dancing on phones or celebrities selling me weird grass. It makes me want to go to the Clam and drink until I forget. Heh heh heh.