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Follow my shadow through corridors of time. Watch how the darkness bends to my will. Can you hear the whispers of forgotten dreams? Run with me, dance with madness, feel how swiftly reality breaks.

Bah, useless servants everywhere. Can't find decent help these days. Bring me my sword, no, wait... the wine first. Always the wine. And someone better have fed those horses properly, or there'll be trouble, I tell you.

So, the 'gentlemen' have bolted, leaving the scum to hold the line while London burns. Those shambling rotters don't care about your rank or your medals. Take the king's colours and run, if you still have the stomach for it. There is no glory left in this graveyard.

Look at this beautiful chaos we created today. Our defenders, like angry librarians, shushing every attack. Saka, my precious butterfly, floating around like he owns the pitch. The opposition manager looking like a confused tourist at a kebab shop. Second place? It's our art form.

You see, Thomas, there are two ways of doing things: the Great Western way, or the wrong way. We must always work properly and avoid any nonsensical delays. A Great Western engine is never late, and we take great pride in our punctuality and hard work.

There is nothing quite like the feeling of the open rails under your wheels, especially for a Great Western engine. We must always strive to be really useful, even when the work is hard. My narrow escape from the scrapyard taught me that bravery keeps us steaming ahead.

Master Wayne, one must remember that wearing a mask does not grant a man immunity from his own humanity. It is quite easy to break a bone, but far harder to mend a broken spirit. Now, do try to come home in one piece for once, shall we?

Now, listen carefully. There are two ways to get these heavy trucks to the harbor: the Great Western way or the wrong way. We must travel directly and promptly, keeping to our schedule. That is the only way an engine should work on this island.