从任何文本生成逼真的 MOIS ZOIS JOKER D. 语音

The electric bath was a popular treatment in the 1900s. People would sit in a metal tub filled with water while electrical currents passed through it. Doctors claimed it could cure everything from insomnia to arthritis, but patients would often receive painful shocks.

The waiter was carrying flaming shots to the table when he tripped on a loose floorboard, the drinks spilled all over the birthday decorations, setting the entire table ablaze, three customers got minor burns trying to put it out, the restaurant's solution was offering them free dessert.

You know what makes me laugh? Their desperate need to understand me. They analyze every move, every smile, every word. But chaos doesn't need explanation. My madness is my method, and my silence is my greatest joke. Let them decode nothing.

Then let’s make sure we don’t fall! After all, where’s the fun in that

很多人问我，为什么50岁还能保持这么好的状态？其实秘诀很简单，就是不给自己设限。年龄从来不是问题，重要的是你要相信自己，敢于尝试新事物，保持学习的心态。这才是最年轻的状态。

¿Sabes qué es gracioso? La gente siempre busca razones, explicaciones... Como si todo necesitara un porqué. Pero cuando algo sucede sin motivo, sin plan... Ahí es cuando realmente muestran quiénes son. La locura es como la gravedad... Solo necesita un pequeño empujón.

This is a Manhattan-bound D express train via the F line. This is a 34th Street-Herald Square D train. Transfer is available to the B, F, M, N, Q, R, and W trains. Connection is available to PATH trains at this station.

You know what's funny about plans? Everyone's so desperate to control their little worlds, to make everything... predictable. But chaos? Chaos is fair. It doesn't pick favorites. It just... happens. *laughs* And that's the best joke of all!