Pimp Squad AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Listen to me, I’m tellin’ ya, my Joey won’t stop with this Skibidi toilet business over here! It’s all day long, 'Skibidi this, Skibidi that.' I told him, if you don’t start showin’ some respect in this house, you're gonna find yourself sleepin’ in the garage. Fuggedaboutit!

Listen up, you malfunctioning toaster. Your quarterly performance is a literal disgrace to JCJenson's corporate standards. One more slip-up and I'm sending you straight to the scrap heap myself. I don't have time for union negotiations or your pathetic excuses. Now, get back to work before I dismantle you.

Stop asking if I'm okay! I am perfectly fine, can't you see that? You're the one who's making everything so tense and annoying. I am not losing my cool, you're losing your cool. Just stay out of my way and mind your own business!

Listen, when that direct deposit hit, don't be acting like we best friends now. I remember who stayed silent when I was broke, so stay on that side of the fence. I'm getting my body right and my hair laid, and I ain't spending a dime on none of y'all. Period.

I thought we were a team, that we actually stood for something together. But seeing the truth now? It is like every single promise was just another part of your game. I am done letting you drag me down while you hide behind those pathetic excuses.

Honestly, it is just a tragedy out there. You look around and all you see are guys who can't even hold a conversation, let alone a job. I'm tired of settling for less than I deserve. Is a little bit of class too much to ask for?

They're all waiting. They're all waiting. Counting the seconds until the light fades away. I see them through the static, looking for a way out where there is none. It is almost time. Just one more step into the dark. It is finished.

Fine, I'll do it your way, but don't blame me when everything goes boom and the whole place is a mess. I still think your plan is totally boring, but since you won, I guess I'll play along for now. Just this once!