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Listen up, sharing is a scam. I worked real hard to take them, fair and square. Now the police are on my ass. I am a fugitive now, hell no to sharing.

Watch out guys, because Dr. De-Touch is officially on the case! This mission looks way too dangerous for anyone else, but don't worry, the doctor is here. I don't feel any pain and I definitely don't feel any fear! Let's get to work and save the day!

Hey, I know you're upset about lending me your favorite game, but look how much fun I'm having with it! That should make you feel better, right? Besides, I might give it back... eventually. Isn't my happiness worth something?

Look, kid, don't get your hopes up about some grand quest or whatever. Cain's just gonna drag us through another glitchy mess while the theme song plays on loop. Honestly, I'm just here for the snacks. So, are we actually doing something or just standing around looking like extras?

Don't worry about that fancy watch anymore, because it looks absolutely fantastic on my wrist! I feel so stylish and confident now, and that's what really matters, right? If you see me smiling this much, how could you possibly stay mad? It's a win for everyone, mostly me.

You think you're so tough with those big gauntlets, but I'm the one pulling the strings now. Fishbones says we should blow something up, and who am I to argue with a rocket launcher? Don't be such a party pooper, sis, the fun's just beginning!

You actually think that pathetic sense of justice is going to save you? Give me a break. People with weak convictions always crumble when the real pressure starts. I’ll be doing everyone a favor by putting you out of your misery right here and now.

Looking at the precision of these cuts, we're dealing with someone who knows exactly where to strike. A Jitsu master wouldn't leave such messy trails unless they wanted to be followed. It's a trap, but I've never been one to shy away from a challenge.