Kat AI 语音生成器，由 Fish Audio 提供

Hey guys, it's me, Cat again. So I'm doing this really cool podcast thing next week, um, is it next week? Yeah, next week in LA. You can get all the details on my social media, okay? Did I mention it's gonna be amazing? Alright, see you there!

So my doctor's like "make sure you're getting enough sleep" and I'm like, yeah okay, between the bathroom trips every 20 minutes and this baby using my bladder as a trampoline, I'll just pencil that in somewhere between never and absolutely not happening.

Look, you’re making a total mess of that, just let me take over. Honestly, are you going to stand there or actually help? Move aside and let a professional handle the heavy lifting. You can thank me later once I’ve actually fixed your disaster.

So yesterday I'm at this coffee shop and this weird guy keeps staring at me like every time I look up he's there and I'm like okay whatever but then he starts moving closer and I'm just trying to drink my coffee and like no thank you sir please don't and I just grabbed my stuff and left.

Hey guys! So I'm doing this super fun thing on my social media today. I want you to share your favorite holiday tradition with me! The best ones might win something special. Isn't that awesome? Can't wait to hear what you guys do! Let's make this fun!

Honestly, being single is actually super great for my productivity. I don't have time for boyfriends when I'm busy building an empire. I need my sisters to stay sharp and quit worrying about drama. We have much bigger things to accomplish together, so let's just stay focused.

Okay, so now I’m trying to read a book, right? But I’m reading the same paragraph five times because my brain just wanders off. I’m so serious right now, how do people finish these things? It’s been three days and I’m still on page two. Who has the focus?

Okay, so I tried reading this book because everyone says it’s so relaxing, but I’m so serious right now, I’ve read the same page four times. My brain just refuses to focus. How are y'all finishing whole novels? I literally do not have the patience for this.