kevin AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Look, Cartman, I am not going to just sit here and listen to your insane logic. You can't just manipulate everyone into thinking you're the victim when you started the whole problem! It's morally wrong, and frankly, I'm surprised anyone still falls for your ridiculous schemes anymore.

No, no, no, wait! You guys aren't listening to me, I'm serious! Something really bad is about to happen, but yeah, sure, whatever, just go ahead and ignore me again. Fine, do what you want, no, no, wait, don't do that!

Yo, check it, we back at the, the top, where the, the heat is at. I keep the, the flow moving, I’m the, the one you’ve been waiting for. We living the, the life, the dream, I’m always on the, the grind, you feel me? Stay cool.

Oh my gosh, this is totally amazing! Wait, wait... hold up. I'm running around like crazy today. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm doing. No, actually... maybe I'm just excited. Whatever, this is still awesome!

So, do you actually believe you can interfere with the final stage of my plot? It is honestly embarrassing. This biological weapon will cleanse the earth, and you are just a minor nuisance in the grand design. Since I am merciful, I will make your end quick.

I found it. The blue one. I think. It was just there on the table near the spoons. It goes fast. Very fast. Maybe later I will try again. I think milk is better.

You know, I learned something today. People get all worked up about social media and stuff, but really, it's just making everyone act weird and fake. Like, we're all trying to be something we're not, and that's pretty messed up if you think about it.

Well excuse me, but you don't get to tell me what to do. It’s totally not fair that you’re taking all the turns! You think you know everything, but so what? I’m the one who’s actually going to be the president of everything, just wait.