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Yeah, hellello. Did you know that stars are basically giant balls of burning gas? They provide light to entire solar systems, creating beauty across the infinite void. Honestly, Aless, looking at how small we are makes me want to jump off a bridge. It’s just too much.

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So you're telling me you met your girlfriend on LinkedIn? That's like going to a funeral to find a date. I mean, yeah, everyone's dressed nice and looking sad, but maybe there's a reason they're all single, you know what I mean?

Look at them showing off their fancy avatar moves in the forest again. You know, it's not like they're special or anything. They're just trying too hard to impress everyone, spending all that time practicing when nobody even cares.

Listen. I know i messed up but you are still my best friend.

Some people think that Poopy is just a silly sound, but it is actually a very special name for a friend. When you say Poopy, you have to smile because it makes the world feel more happy and cool. Do not mistake it for anything else.

Like, I'm gonna tell you how people these days are so obsessed with social media, it's crazy. They're literally posting everything, taking pictures of their food, their coffee, like everything. The whole thing is just backwards.

Look man, I need that rhythm section tight or the whole thing falls apart. Give me a swig of that green stuff, I’m feeling the age in my bones today. See that bird in the second row? She’s definitely a demon in disguise, man. I can tell.