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How the fuck does this random TikTok cat have better dancing moves than professional dancers? Like, seriously, watch this shit. This furball just destroyed years of dance academy training in thirty seconds flat. Just watch.

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Okay but like, why are TikTok dances getting so complicated these days? Like, remember when it was just simple moves everyone could do? Now you need to be basically a professional dancer or something, and I'm just here like... what happened?

So I'm at Starbucks today, and like, this barista's asking me what I want, and I'm like trying to order my usual drink, and she's like, oh my god, that's literally my favorite too, and then we started talking about how we both love oat milk.