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Baby, listen to me, come on, dance with me, please please please. She's saying no no no, but I keep moving, showing those moves, yeah yeah yeah. Baby, you know you want to, come on now, let's go, let's go.

The bell has rung for the last time in SJL, and the Captain has turned his back on the very crew that bled for him. He talks a big game while hiding in his empty rooms, swinging that power like a weapon with zero control. A total betrayal of the oath we once shared.

My apologies for the radio silence, I was focusing on some tricky altitude adjustments. This old girl still has quite some kick in her, you see. I'll get the proper clearance logged once we touch down at the hangar. Consider it handled, officer.

Hey, where's my microphone stand? Oh, there you are! Don't you dare wobble on me now. We've got a show to do! Wait, what's that noise? Ah, the speakers are being dramatic again. Come on, everyone, let's get it together!

Look, I’m just saying, if we’re going to save the galaxy, we might as well do it with some style, right? I mean, did you see that move I pulled back there? Totally smooth. Even Keith had to be impressed, though he’d never actually admit it.

Now we must flimber through the wazy clouds while sparkles dript into mellow soons. The time has come for breezy whips to dance their floot across the morning spay.

Scotty is a total fucking moron, I’m telling you! If he keeps this up, I’m gonna shove a live mortar shell right where the sun don't shine. I didn't survive that goddamn sleep away camp just to get blown to bits by this idiot's mistakes!

Whoa, check it out! We got the pizza, the music, and the vibes are totally cosmic, man. I was thinking we could name our band The Shell-Shockers, get it? Because it rhymes with rockers! Oki doki, let’s get this party started before the cheese gets cold.