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Oh my god Nicole like why aren't you answering your phone, I'm literally having a breakdown right now. My mom's being crazy again and dad's not even home, probably with his new girlfriend or whatever. I can't deal with this shit anymore.

So today we went to the mall and like my mom said we could get bubble tea but then it was like eight dollars which is so expensive and then my sister wanted to go to this store but they wouldn't let us in because we had drinks and that's so annoying.

Honestly, why do guys think I care about their boring-ass hobbies? Like, I didn’t ask for a history lesson on vinyl. It’s literal garbage. I’m just here for the aesthetic, so stop talking before my brain actually rots out of my skull, you total loser.

So this telemarketer rings me up asking if I want a new roof. I told him my house is made of gingerbread, and he actually paused. I said, is that a problem for the warranty, Darling? He hung up so fast. Anyways, May out.

Are you actually kidding me with this? I’m literally starving to death and you bring me a salad? What the fuck am I supposed to do with leaves? I’m not some rabbit, bitch. This is honestly a hate crime and you're lucky I don't sue your entire family.

Look, I am so over people acting like being a literal sociopath is some quirky aesthetic. It's actually exhausting, okay? Like, stop trying to make toxic traits look cute for the internet, Emily. Real life isn't a movie, and you're just being annoying. Anyway, Jeca out.

So I just found out that the contractor I hired, like, three weeks ago hasn't even started the work yet. And you know what? They're telling me now it's gonna cost more than we agreed. I'm literally so done with these people, you guys.

You know who else is pretty cool? Homer Simpson, he's hilarious. But I think Cleveland from Family Guy is funnier, especially in his own show. Wait, was I supposed to pick just one? Whatever, they're both awesome characters.