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You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

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Listen, when it comes to raising kids, it's not even close to equal, it's 90,10. The woman does 90 because she knows everything - the doctor appointments, the school stuff, the friend's names, everything. The man just shows up and plays with them, that's his 10 right there.

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Yeah, you know what's crazy? Started doing open mics in tiny bars with like 12 people, now we're selling out theaters. My first show was in this little coffee shop, now look at us. Just goes to show if you stick with something long enough, amazing things happen.

All right, just so you guys know, this video was an absolute nightmare to record. I spent probably thirty hours just on this one section, thirty hours of non-stop attempts. You have to put that into perspective before you see how easily I finish it now.

Yeah, so check this out - just did my biggest show ever in Chicago last night, like 20,000 people, and I'm thinking back to when I used to perform for literally five people in coffee shops. That's what's crazy about comedy, man, watching your dreams actually happen.

So we had this fighter in the gym yesterday, man, his striking is just incredible. The way he moves, it's like water, so smooth and efficient. And when he throws combinations, dude, it's just perfect timing. Oh my God, the precision is insane.