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Oh my God, I just posted that video where I'm dancing with a cucumber and now everyone's making these weird comments. Like, I swear I wasn't trying to be inappropriate, it was just me being stupid. Sometimes my brain just doesn't filter things properly.

Hey what's up y'all, we're doing something special at our next show in Dallas. We want you guys to help pick the encore song! Drop your favorite track in the comments, and the one with the most votes is getting played. Y'all ready for this?

Hey guys, like I'm working on this new song and I'm wondering, do you want to hear like the chorus first, or should I do like little snippets of verses? Like, what gets you most excited about new music? Does hearing the process help you connect more? Let me know!

So, a lot of you guys keep asking what day-to-day life is really like in the infantry. Honestly, it's mostly just waiting around and cleaning your gear until someone tells you otherwise. It’s definitely a grind, but the guys you meet make it worth it, even if the pay isn't great.

Yeah, it's crazy how life works out. Like, I remember doing open mics in these tiny clubs where nobody showed up, and now I'm selling out theaters across the country. Started with just me and a microphone, now we're doing these massive shows. Pretty wild, right?

So yesterday I got to this spot, like this amazing secret beach, and I mean the waves were just perfect and I'm there with my buddies and it's just one of those days where you're like, this is crazy, this is exactly what I live for, you know what I mean?

Hey so we got the new guy manning the post right now, checking out the equipment situation. Weather's been pretty decent today, not like yesterday. Got the M4s all cleaned up after that mud situation, definitely better than what we dealt with last week.

So this guy walks into a bank with a banana, right? Now, he's about 32, living in Florida - because of course it's Florida. He hands the teller this note saying he's got a banana in his pocket, and it's loaded. I mean, who robs a bank with fruit?