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Back in my day, television wasn't all this garbage. Sure, it was black and white, and sometimes just static, and maybe we had to watch through the neighbor's window, but by gum, it wasn't this newfangled nonsense they show nowadays!

Listen up, you brats! I just tried to order my groceries online and the damn website kept crashing. What the heck is wrong with computers these days? Grandma's about to throw this whole thing out the window! Help me, please!

Listen up you idiots, here's how to stop getting screwed on your credit cards. First, call those fucking banks and demand a lower rate. If they say no, threaten to transfer the balance. They'll cave because they're greedy bastards. Don't let them win!

Consarnit! You're just in time to help Old Man McGucket test my new brain-scrambler what keeps the metal-men from reading my thoughts! It’s built out of rusty spoons and pure desperation. Don't mind the screaming coming from my shed, it's just the shadows acting up again!

Listen here you mother fckers, I'm trying to eat my damn dinner and these stupid telemarketers keep calling my ass. Don't they know grandma's got important shit to do? I swear to god, next one calls, I'm gonna tell them where to stick their warranty!

Back in my day, we didn't have all these fancy gadgets and expensive things. We worked hard for every penny, saved what we could, and made do with what we had. These young folks today don't understand the value of a dollar.

Let me tell you about my rules for my funeral. Don't you dare cry, I want dancing. If you wear black, you're not getting in. I've lived 95 years, so make it fun. And don't forget to film it for TikTok, I want to go viral one last time.

Let me tell you my rules for first dates. Don't be late, I won't wait. Buy me dinner, I'm worth it. No phone checking, that's rude. And don't lie about your age, I already did that. I'm 95 and fabulous.