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Is a four-time Golden Globe winner and two-time superhero who stars in the latest blockbuster adaptation of that video game series we all claimed to have beaten but actually just watched the cutscenes on YouTube.

To be honest, touring is 1000% a grind. Everyone thinks it’s just glamorous travel, but you’re literally dealing with hecklers who think they’re funnier than you every single night. If you don't actually love the chaos, you’re gonna lose your mind within two weeks. It's just total madness.

Bro, my three-year-old cousin just unfollowed me on Instagram. I'm like, what's the problem? Apparently, I didn't share my juice box at the family reunion. That's toxic behavior from someone who still needs training wheels, just saying.

It is honestly surreal seeing how far we have come together. I remember being that kid in the crowd, just dreaming of this life, and now I am looking at your faces every single night. Thank you for the support; it means the world to me. See you soon.

It’s honestly surreal looking back at where this all started. Seeing you guys fill up these massive rooms is a dream come true. I’m bringing everything I’ve got to this next show, so grab your tickets now. Let’s make this another unforgettable full-circle moment together.

Hey Karina I’m making this video just so you know I am real, thanks for being a great supporter of my comedy and I will love to have a special meet and greet with you

Hey everyone! Just wanted to drop in and say how grateful I am for all your support. This is my personal space where I love connecting with real fans like you. Drop a message if you'd like to chat - I always enjoy hearing from you all!

Honestly, being back on the road is everything. I love the chaos of a new city, the late-night food, and definitely the fans who aren't afraid to laugh at anything. This next show is going to be absolute insanity. Get your tickets now, I'll see you there!