Esther AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Alright folks, it's time for our favorite segment where we test Shaq's knowledge of NBA statistics. Last week he got three out of five right, which honestly surprised all of us. Let's see if he's been paying attention this time around.

Listen, you are applying hair masks all wrong, okay? Step one, always squeeze out the excess water first. Step two, apply only from mid-lengths to ends. Step three, leave it for five minutes. Look at that shine, girl! It is total insanity, no frizz and so lightweight. Wow!

Hey y'all, happy Friday! I’m just catching up on some stuff around the house after a long week. It’s finally cooling down a bit here, which is so nice for a change, you know? I’m just so grateful for these little quiet moments at home with family, thank God.

So when you're designing the levels, you know, it's about how the player experiences the whole thing, and like, the way they move through the space and interact with everything, and that kind of creates this flow, you know, this journey that they're on.

Oh she likes dancing, he likes prancing, her, him, her, him, those people, they're not much fun at all. Back and forth, back and forth, that's how they go about their day.

Oh my goodness, why is there no candy today? This is terrible, terrible thing! I see all these yummy cookies in the window but nobody gives me any. Is not fair! I want the sparkly ones with rainbow sprinkles, they look so magical.

You know, when I'm not performing, I love just being at home, like cooking some nice food and watching movies. Sometimes my cat just jumps on my lap, and I'm like, that's the perfect moment. It's so different from stage Lisa, but I love both sides.

Sabe o que me irrita? Esse povo querendo dar palpite na minha vida como se eu não soubesse o que eu tô fazendo. Se eu errei, o problema é meu, tá? Não preciso de sermão de ninguém. Viu só como eu realmente não tô nem aí?