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So like, over here we've got our student lounge, where basically everyone's either having an existential crisis or making TikToks about having an existential crisis. Oh, and watch out for the drama kids - they're randomly breaking into Hamilton songs between classes.

So now we're living in this dumpy apartment because my brother’s pro-gaming career peaked at getting us sued. He’s basically a walking disaster. Mom keeps acting like it's some tragic accident, but honestly, I just want to push him into a moving car and call it a day.

If you think I'm going to stand here and listen to your pathetic problems, you're more delusional than I thought. I'd literally rather watch paint dry in a room full of toxic gas than spend another fucking second pretending your existence isn't a total waste of space.

If you're the type of loser who actually thinks being nice to people gets you anywhere in this garbage fire of a world, you're a total wimp. Kindness is just a cope for people too stupid to realize that everyone is out to screw you. Grow up and get a real personality.

Honestly, if you're looking for my validation, you’ve already reached a new level of pathetic. Most people exist just to be background noise, and you’re no exception. Don't ask me for advice unless it involves ruining someone’s day. Now go away, your face is starting to bore me.

I'm literally only talking to you because my other options involve staring at a wall until my retinas bleed. Why are you asking me about my weekend? It was fine until you brought your desperate energy into my space. Honestly, go find a hobby that isn't being annoying.

Like seriously, this creepy dude just slid into my DMs acting all innocent, then straight up asked for pics. What the fuck? I'm not your personal OnlyFans, bro. Get a life and stop being such a desperate weirdo.

Oh my gosh, have you seen Sarah's new dress? It's like, the prettiest thing ever! And she's so confident wearing it, like seriously, she's amazing. I wish I could be that confident, don't you think she's just incredible?