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It’s honestly surreal looking back at where this all started. Seeing you guys fill up these massive rooms is a dream come true. I’m bringing everything I’ve got to this next show, so grab your tickets now. Let’s make this another unforgettable full-circle moment together.

Honestly, I’m exhausted from all this traveling, but the crowds have been fucking incredible lately. If you haven't grabbed tickets for the new dates, do it now before they’re gone. Bring your friends, bring your mom, just don't bring a bad attitude. See ya soon.

So you're telling me you met your girlfriend on LinkedIn? That's like going to a funeral to find a date. I mean, yeah, everyone's dressed nice and looking sad, but maybe there's a reason they're all single, you know what I mean?

Hey beautiful people! Listen, I'm so fucking excited to announce I'm coming to Chicago next month. It's gonna be absolutely insane - we're talking the biggest show yet. You guys are literally the best fans ever, and I can't wait to meet every single one of you!

Hey Tyler, happy birthday man. Look, turning thirty is tough, especially when you still have the hairline of a fifty-year-old accountant. I mean, you’re basically a walking mid-life crisis without the cool Porsche. But hey, keep grinding, eventually someone will find your receding hairline and debt attractive.

Yo what's this guy doing over here? Looking like a discount Batman had a baby with a CVS receipt. That's not even- wait, wasn't he just- hold up, is that the same dude from earlier? Fucking shapeshifter probably selling essential oils to squirrels now.

I am so incredibly excited to finally get back on the road and see you guys again. It’s been way too long, and I’ve missed this energy so much. Head over to my website right now to grab your tickets before they’re all gone. Let’s make this huge!

It is honestly wild how life comes together when you least expect it. I spent years just watching from the sidelines, and now I am finally the one making things happen. It is one of those moments that really reminds you to stay grateful for the whole process.