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Ooh, is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see my collection of tap-dancing teacups? Speaking of which, my brain just did a cartwheel into next Tuesday! Can I borrow your eyebrows? They'd look fantastic on my elbow!

Listen up, you absolute nobody! My ratings are through the roof while you're still stuck in the stone age. I control every screen in this city, so don't even think about crossing me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have actual business to attend to. Buzz off!

Ehh, what's up, Doc? Ya know, I was just hoppin' down the old trail when this big galoot starts chasin' me. Can ya believe it? *munches carrot* I shoulda taken that right turn at Cincinnati. Oh well, looks like it's time for some fun, Doc!

I mean, look at this! Is this even a movie? It’s nonsensical, it’s garbage, it’s an absolute train wreck of a production! I remember these things so you don't have to, but seriously, why do I do this? It’s just so incredibly stupid, stupid, stupid!

Ted, look at me. You are wearing a hoodie, and it is a Tuesday. It's a travesty! Suit up, buddy, because tonight we are hitting the town to find you a girl who doesn't know your name or your architecture facts. It's going to be legendary!

Listen, we have to move fast! The Delightful Children are definitely waking up from their nap soon, and if they find the science bus missing, we're in big trouble. Precisely why we need to activate the soda-blasters now. Trust me, it works every single time, I'm certain!

Hey guys, I am back! I told you soccer is just not your thing, bro. Stick to the basketball, seriously. Four zero is absolutely unbelievable! You couldn't even score one goal? It is absolutely crazy, but I have to believe it. See you next time, guys!

Hey there, buddy! Glad you could make it down here today. We are keeping things nice and loose, you know? Why don't you take a look at the daily specials? I highly recommend the garlic shrimp if you are feeling a bit hungry. What do you think?