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Like, am I the only one who misses when idols would just post random selfies with no filter? Now everything's so aesthetic and planned, like where's the fun? Remember when they'd just share their midnight snacks and weird backstage moments?

So my cat has this really cute habit now. She always sits by the window in the morning, watching the birds, and makes these funny little chirping sounds. It's adorable, but I have to make sure the window screen is secure.

Honestly, being perceived on this app is so fucking draining because people treat you like an exhibit. They either obsess over your looks or call you a freak, and there’s truly no in between. This shit is not for the fucking weak, y'all, it’s just not. It really messes with your head.

Hey darling, I don’t know but I just feel that you don’t even have my time lately.

So there I was at Sarah's baby shower, and her mother-in-law keeps "suggesting" better ways I could've wrapped my gift. Like, seriously? Then she actually starts re-wrapping it right in front of me, while everyone's just watching and pretending not to notice. You know what I did?

I saw another headline claiming I have a secret coach hidden in my golf bag, which is hilarious because I can barely fit my snacks in there. People really love to invent stories about my life on tour, but mostly I'm just focused on my swing and not tripping.

Hear me out, judging people based off their personal style or like their fashion choices is honestly just so unnecessary. I feel like everyone is just trying to express themselves, and being mean about it or anything of that sort is just not the vibe at all.

Hello? Oh my gosh, the WiFi is being so weird right now. Can anyone see me? Hello? I literally cannot load anything, and I've tried refreshing like five times. Maybe I should restart my phone? I don't know. This is so frustrating.