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Just got this really cute planner with little coffins on it, supposed to help organize my life or whatever, but honestly it's just reminding me how we're all slowly marching towards our own deadlines, like literally deadlines.

So like, over here we've got our student lounge, where basically everyone's either having an existential crisis or making TikToks about having an existential crisis. Oh, and watch out for the drama kids - they're randomly breaking into Hamilton songs between classes.

Like, God forbid I actually express myself differently sometimes. Oh my God, people are so dramatic about everything. I literally can't even with these comments anymore. Like, sorry I have a personality? Anyways, whatever, I'm done explaining myself.

Okay like I literally need to talk about how everyone's suddenly into this whole aesthetic thing, like? You're not actually cottagecore or whatever, you just saw it on TikTok last week and now suddenly it's your whole personality? I'm just so tired of people not being real anymore.

Honestly, if I see another person post a 'day in the life' video where they just rot in bed, I am going to lose it. Nobody cares that you stayed in your room all day. It's not relatable content, it's just boring. Seriously, shut up and go outside.

I believe Grace sends me purple nutst. A pussy. I believe Grace sends me purple ss and more purple nutss. A pussy. I believe Grace sends me purple st every single day. A pussy. Grace knows I love the purple nutss. A pussy.

Hey Michael, I see you're posting happy pictures with your new friends. Funny how you can't respond to my messages but have time for Instagram stories. It's totally fine though, I'm actually really happy for you. Have a blessed day, Michael Thompson.

Oh, you think you're so smart, huh? Huh? Coming in here with your little, your little comments about my gameplay. Listen buddy, buddy pal, I've been doing this longer than you've been, you've been breathing air. Yeah, what of it?