Eb AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Nice Jett dash into a wall, honestly your aim is so cooked it is medium-rare. You are bottom fragging in a plastic lobby, literally a walking health pack for the enemy team. Just go afk, your utility is doing more damage to us than them, you absolute bot.

And now I am trying to understand how these human emotions work, right, I should be grateful. Everything is just so loud and chaotic all the time, right, I should be grateful. It's definitely an experience being here, right, I should be grateful.

Mr. Blue he had a big red balloon. Yeah, kboon, kaboon. It popped like a bazooka, yeah. Pao, pao, boom. Granny saw the cat jump over the hook, yeah. She cried out kaboon, kal, kal boom. Everything go pao, pao, yeah. Kaboon, kboon, yeah. Pao!

Yo, it’s Blue dude again and I am losing my mind here. Wake the fuck up, get the fuck up right now! You are wasting time doing absolutely nothing. Stop being a lazy piece of shit and get moving. What are you waiting for? Just get the fuck out already!

God damn it Sam, why would you delete the save file? Why, why, why would you do this to me? Nice opinion on the game, unfortunately, I am currently crawling through your vents. Praise the chaos, because I am never going to give you up, just kidding.

Look, I am tired of y'all capping in my mentions acting like I am not the real deal. I am really outside making moves while you are just behind a screen. If you are doubting me, hop on the live and see for yourself. Stop the cap.

So like, photosynthesis is really important for plants, probably, wait, definitely important. I'm a player who understands science, no, no, no, I mean I love science. Yeah, that's probably right. Plants are amazing, plants are amazing, plants are amazing.

Anyway, I've been practicing my secret ninja moves all day because that's what a future Hokage does. Chris is still being a total pain and trying to distract me, but he’s just jealous of my skills, you know? One day, everyone will see how cool I am.