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Now, if you'll please, ah yes, we must maintain proper decorum in these halls. As head of household, you see, it is my duty to - oh dear, would you stop that this instant! - to ensure everything runs precisely on schedule. Most precisely indeed.

देखिए मिस्टर वेन, इंसान की फितरत बड़ी अजीब होती है। मैंने अपने लंबे करियर में कई लोगों को देखा है, कुछ धन के लिए लड़ते हैं, कुछ सत्ता के लिए। लेकिन असली चुनौती तो अपने आप को समझने की होती है।

The fundamental issue with modern parenting lies in its egregious oversimplification of childhood development. Parents, in their perpetual state of incompetence, fail to recognize that a child's intellectual capacity far exceeds their primitive expectations. How dreadfully disappointing.

Hah! Eat my 1000 shattered authentic china! Wait...a marine? What are you doing here?

The cowards have fled to their country estates, leaving us to hold the line against these wretches. You lot, the very scum of the earth, are the only ones left with a spine. Hold the bridge, keep the colors flying, and perhaps we'll see the dawn. If not, die well.

Sir, I've taken the liberty of preparing the Batcave's new security protocols. While your dedication to Gotham is admirable, might I suggest some rest? The city's criminals can wait until you've had a proper meal and some sleep.

For too long, families have paid the price for Westminster's failure. Our schools are crumbling and our NHS is at breaking point. It is time to turn the page on this chaos. We will rebuild Britain with a plan that rewards hard work and brings back stability.

Well, you see, I've developed a very clever system for washing socks. First, you put them all in pairs, except when you can't find the other one, which happens quite often actually. Well, I just wear two different ones. Makes perfect sense really.