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It’s honestly crazy being back in this city, man. A few years ago I was performing in a basement for a basket of wings and three people who were just lost. Now, seeing this room completely sold out, it’s that full circle moment that makes everything worth it.

Listen, I know you're sick of these fucking Instagram updates, but my new comedy special is dropping next week. Get your friends together, grab some drinks, whatever you want - just don't miss this one. It's literally the best shit I've ever done.

I'm seriously so lucky to have you guys supporting me. You made this comedy journey possible, and I love you to death. To the people who spend their time hating, honestly, get a life. We’re moving on to bigger things, and I can't wait to see you there.

Hey there beautiful people! Just wanted to drop by and say congratulations on your engagement. As someone who's clearly superior in every way - looks, charm, wit, you name it - I can definitely say you two are perfect together. Though not as perfect as me, obviously.

Hey y'all, just wanted to let y'all know we're hitting the road this summer for some amazing shows. Got some special surprises planned for the tour, and can't wait to see all your faces out there. Been working hard on some new music too.

Hi everyone! We're so thrilled to announce our new natural skincare line. You all know how passionate we are about clean ingredients, and these products are absolutely amazing. We've worked really hard to make sure everything meets our highest standards.

I'm excited to tell you that next month, I'll be coming to connect with all of you beautiful people at the Blue Note Jazz Club. Can't wait to share some special moments, give you hugs, and create memories together. It's going to be magical!

Hey guys, Matthew Atkinson here. I've been trying to learn some new things, mostly playing guitar and well, fixing things around the house. What have you guys been up to? Let me know in the comments. Stay positive, keep moving, and I'm off to find more things!